Dec 29, 11 04:17 am — On New Year's Eve, Ann stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.

At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

As the clock struck midnight - the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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Dec 29, 11 04:55 am
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Dec 31, 11 03:38 am
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I can see why!

Religion is like a penis. It is fine to have one. It is fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start showing everyone. And please don't shove it down our childrens throat.

 
Dec 31, 11 05:58 pm
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Reply to fropfreak:

Heck, she can crush me almost to death...

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.


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